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I Should, Jason Gallagher

I Should, Jason Gallagher

I should grow corn on the moon. I should talk backwards to reflections. I should go to third world countries and subtract 2. I should give ethics to presidents. I should be president. I should walk on a one-way street backwards. I should spit on the Mona Lisa. I should go to Bangkok and hire myself. I should invent the pubics cube. I should visit the great wall of Chinatown. I should be Ouija. I should hate board games. I should not know limericks. I should not be the man from Nantucket. I should visit Anne Frank’s house and say “I can’t see you!” I should be happy during happy hour. I should watch my dog vomit and bake cookies. I should drink in hospitals. I should give blood at funerals. I should dance when I sleep, and sleep when I dance. I should buy everyone a beer and confess my sins. I should drink everyone’s beer and live out their sins. I should kill 2 birds, 4 cars and a multinational corporation with one stone. I should find a stone. I should think more. Perhaps, I should.